– The Elephant Zoo has elephants.
– Its in Germany (a place I was recently informed is “The best home” and all other homes current or otherwise are “icky”)
– You can pet the goats.
– The OC Zoo is in California, which is not Germany (see pro list)
– goats are not elephants
Now for some visual evidence:
She seems to be enjoying herself, yes? Don’t worry, she reminded me that she liked it even though it was just a goat zoo.
Also, she would like there to be ponies next time. She has some very high animal-viewing standards.