Me: Shoshana its almost your birthday! What do you want?
S: Chocolate cake!
Me: Ok. Do you know how old you’re going to be?
S: Chocolate cake and milk!
and later this afternoon….
Me: We’re going to go to the grocery store to buy spätzle
Me: and wurst.
S: NO! NO!
Me: Well, what do you want to buy?
S: ummmmmm, [stretching out her arms for emphasis] BIG CHICKEN!
At least she has priorities.